ITT We list the things we wish we could have, even though we know they'll never happen, in a totally harmless, not-attacking-SE manner.

Name changes! (So I can justify becoming a kitty.)

For everyone to embrace the true sovereign glory that is Axe of the Crags.

Lightning's hair. ((

For skill speed to increase TP regeneration so it's not as crippling to stack.

Kgo!