Fine, I'll do one too.

WAR- Keep up the good work. Can take damage, give damage, and give more damage. More weapons, higher skills, better damage dealing abilities is all this job really needs.

MNK- Loves to fist. Giving them more counter ability (something to the aspect of Retaliation) would work wonders for them when dealing out damage. More Crit ability, more fisting, and something to use Guard with (or have Guard work at all) is all this job really needs.

WHM- Loves to heal. Giving them more mp, something to the line of damage taken = MP or a job ability that goes further than Orison Pants +2 (gives them more MP back for cures) would do wonders. Barstatspells working more often and more -na spells is all this job really needs.

BLM- Loves to die. Meteor is coming, can't wait for that to happen. Mini-Manafont job ability is coming, can't wait for that to happen. Comet sounds great. A spell that causes damage with multiple status effects, like Pain on FFVIII is all this job really needs.

RDM- Loves to enfeeble. Losing its ability to be a jack of all trades though. Longer buffs are here, needs to make all buffs casted by a RDM to last as long as a Composure self-buff. A spell that causes all status effects and Cure V is all this job really needs.

THF- Loves to steal. Another stealing ability that works like Mug in every other FF game would be great. Bully sounds a little weak, unless it is AoE. Enmity changing abilities works great also, specially for stealing hate off the BLM. Better dagger WSs, another version of Sneak/Trick attack, and the ability to put enfeebles from the THF to the mob is all this job really needs.

PLD- Loves to tank, but can't anymore. Needs its own version of Provoke, but able to have max hate without losing it for a period of time. A shield that is the combination of Aegis and Ochain would really work. Less enmity loss, a provoke ability, better shields, better PLD-only swords, and another PLD-only WS that would do a lot of damage if on top of the hate list is all this job really needs.

DRK- Loves to go /emo. What is coming for this job is great, needs to do more damage though. Better scythe WSs, WSs that can crit, and Death spell is all this job really needs.

BST- Loves that bestiality. Yay for more pets. The job ability to rage the pets is great too. Needs more pet:+ gear. Better gear that helps both the pet and owner, a better axe and axe WS that is BST only, and the ability to charm again is all this job really needs.

BRD- Love to be a spoon. I hate leveling BRD, so I'll let somebody else post something for this job.

RNG- Love to shoot up (gil). Ranged attacks are very powerful, and the job abilities to take away enmity gain and transfer it to another (unsuspecting mage) is making this job lovable again. Bounty Shot is great, but needs to be more accurate. More ammo, better WSs, and less expensive ammo is all this job really needs.

NIN- Loves to stab stuff. Needs Jubaku: Ni, like, NOW. Everything else about this job is ok though. Jubaku: Ni now please!

SAM- Loves to wiff WSs. Needs multi-hit WSs that don't suck. Got lots of skillchains, but can still wiff WSs 5% of the time. A job ability that makes the next WS crit, OR a crit WS is all this job really needs. But why not have both?

DRG- Loves to ride the dragon. Seriously, they need to ride their dragon. Jumps that are separate in timers, another job ability that heals the wyvern, and a bigger dragon is all this job really needs.

SMN- Loves to sic radioactive pets on stuff. Getting a cat to eat that mouse of theirs. Needs better BPs for all avatars though. Getting that new job ability that will lower blood pact timers, I just hope it doesn't suck. Better BPs is all this job really needs now. Not spirit adjustments.

BLU- Loves to use mob's skills against them. Needs more Blue Magic points though, how in the heck are we supposed to get all these spells and not use 80% of them? Although 80% of them are trash, and there are moves out there that are dropped for better moves, I would love a Benatic Typhoon to have its def/mdef down effect last the recast timer though. And be more accurate.

PUP- Loves to....be a clown? Seriously, they need better gear that doesn't look like they belong under a tent. Nuff said.

COR- Loves to be a "pirate." Needs another gambling ability though. Something that can either make or break all rolls (make them all XI rolls or bust on them all).

DNC- Loves to dance. Need more females, not Galkas. Any Galka who uses AF, Relic, or Emp armor should be taken out back and shot. Seriously. Also, need a pole. I'll let others discuss what this job needs though.

SCH- Loves to complain. You guys are getting 2 badass spells. Stop complaining about not being able to outcure a WHM, or outnuke a BLM. Enjoy the fact that you can outnuke a WHM and outcure a BLM. Seriously.