Cheese Sandwich Petition

[Zirael]

:| I hope you're all lactose intolerant irl.

To the contrary! I often have a cup of Chocomilk
(http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3475)

To stay on the topic, I've always thought this food to be too underwhelming:
http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Choco-delight
Sooo much wasted potential...

[Tsukino_Kaji]

Many (most, really) cheeses actually only have very slight trace amounts of lactose. This is because the fermentation process of cheese uses the lactose carbohydrate as fuel, and most cheeses are left with 0% carbohydrates in them.

One disorder that is sometimes confused with lactose intolerance, however, is milk allergy. This doesn't have anything to do with lactose, but is an allergy to the proteins found in milk, and by extention, milk-based products.

And any cheese over 2 years old no longer has lactose in it, it will have transformed into another compound. Lactate I think.

[Theytak]

[SIZE="7"]Tiamat's tetemilk[/SIZE]

It could be part of a new Zeni-like system. Instead of taking photos of various and sundry creatures, we would have to take a milking machine out and about to visit any notorious monsters we could find.

I... but... Tiamat's not a... *twitch*

I can only support the buffing of cheese sandwiches if Bacon is involved somehow.

And now I find myself craving a Steakburger (No onions) with Fries and hot cheddar cheese sauce from Steak 'n Shake. I don't care how horrible it is for me, it's absolutely to delicious for me to care.

*drool*

[Mirage]

And any cheese over 2 years old no longer has lactose in it, it will have transformed into another compound. Lactate I think.

Are you thinking of lactase? In that case, it's not correct I think. Lactase is the enzyme used by humans to break down the lactose we consume, not what lactose turns into. Lactose intolerant people don't have, or don't produce enough lactase. It can however be countered by taking lactase pills along with the meal.

[Peachies]

Can you really be banned for voting on cheese sandwiches? Then I want the Chocolate Cake as my Prison food. I vote for the Cheese Sandwich upgraded.

[Randnum]

While I am aware that many may be thinking we are not taking this seriously, I would like to not only take it seriously and offer my support, but also ask that this movement use the Cheese Sandwich as a flagship for other changes to foods. While I understand that not all foods are created equal, I must ask that there be some reconsideration of certain food effects based on the required ingredients.

I am sure that the developers have, in fact, put consideration into this, as most food does follow the 'expected rules' for stats given by ingredient. Even our Salmon Sub sandwich gives multiple stats on consumption. I ask merely for a reconsideration of our beloved food. It is close, as both bread and cheese give HP, and were the sandwich no more than bread and cheese, I suppose it would be correct (though we would still ask that it be elevated to greater heights).

There are not many of these and I (we?) know they are not of great importance to busy developers, but if you like, I am sure that a few dedicated culinarians could gather up a list.

My contribution. The Windurst Taco. Originally a simple taco version of the Windurst Salad, it served well for many jobs at low levels, granting MP in goodly amounts, and was relatively cheap. Now it requires Salsa, Wild Onions, and Hare meat, yet has no change in stats.

Please, SE, know that we are serious. This is Chalaimbille, after all, not some 'random hard cheese'. A high grade cheese made from some of the best milk. Even if one chooses to keep things in the realm of 'balance relative to cooking skill', we can at least get maybe an HP+8% out of it. There'd be times for using that, even if not many.

This petition has mah full support.

[idx1]

I'd like to see this topic as a "Hot Topic" for a year+ without any developer input/implementation.

[Zumi]

Devs have better problems to fix then something insignificant like this. Its aggravated that they would take such a dumb idea and put it in the game in the first place, when stuff like class balance is all screwed up at the moment.

[tyrantsyn]

The player base is always talking about ways to improve job classes and content. What wrong with improving some of the food option as well?

[FrankReynolds]

The player base is always talking about ways to improve job classes and content. What wrong with improving some of the food option as well?

I agree. Sushi had it's day in the sun. Now it's time for the cheese sandwich to shine. Food balance FTW.