Cheese Sandwich Petition

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Originally Posted by Zumi

Devs have better problems to fix then something insignificant like this. Its aggravated that they would take such a dumb idea and put it in the game in the first place, when stuff like class balance is all screwed up at the moment.

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Oh look another one of you people. Go away.



Our support has grown to a rather staggering amount. Can we get some input on this from a Rep Moogle? O:

Any chance the community reps meet with the Devs and the Devs ask what's being discussed on the forums?

"Well, there is this really persistent Cheese sandwich thread that won't go away...."

I'd rather have a Cheese Sandvich.

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Originally Posted by Buffy

Any chance the community reps meet with the Devs and the Devs ask what's being discussed on the forums?

"Well, there is this really persistent Cheese sandwich thread that won't go away...."

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The Development Team will respond by making all of Vana'Diel violently lactose intolerant, and thus we'll suffer a 50 HP a tick poison effect after eating a Cheese Sandwich. Any attempt to eat a Cheese Sandwich +1 will result in instant death upon the first bite.

Cheese Sandwiches(+1) will also replace all logs and ores in both Voidwatch and Walk of Echoes.

Thank you for all your feedback. I have spoken with the Dev team and they have decided to cave to your demands. We will be increasing the duration of the cheese sandwich to 3 hours. However in the interest of balance we will be lowering the stats to +5hp -2 Agi and -10 Str.

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Originally Posted by Prothscar

Oh look another one of you people. Go away.



Our support has grown to a rather staggering amount. Can we get some input on this from a Rep Moogle? O:

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No they have more important matters to fix like not making 100 merit WS worse then pre 75 WS for whatever reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_zy...00B58278E5C890

I'll just leave this here~

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Originally Posted by SpankWustler

Cheese Sandwiches(+1) will also replace all logs and ores in both Voidwatch and Walk of Echoes.

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Wouldn't that just be the day.

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Originally Posted by Zumi

No they have more important matters to fix like not making 100 merit WS worse then pre 75 WS for whatever reason.

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Yes because they've been doing such a good job of that so far. If anything, fixing cheese sandwiches will stop them form nerfing the weaponskills further. Get out of my thread.

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Originally Posted by SpankWustler

The Development Team will respond by making all of Vana'Diel violently lactose intolerant, and thus we'll suffer a 50 HP a tick poison effect after eating a Cheese Sandwich. Any attempt to eat a Cheese Sandwich +1 will result in instant death upon the first bite.

Cheese Sandwiches(+1) will also replace all logs and ores in both Voidwatch and Walk of Echoes.

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They will of course sight "Balance" as the reason for doing this.