The Hatching Hour Approaches

[Randis]

Chocobos will hatch

[Starlord]

Chocobos will hatch

I chuckled a little when you said that

And I wouldn't be surprised that the introduction of Chocobos is the Grand Surprise that Awaits the end of the Hatching-Tide

[Nabiri]

Chocobos will hatch

Nah that's what they want you to think. With all this talk of impending doom this is what I figure will happen...
We'll get online after some maintenance or something and find chocobo eggs lying on the ground in town.. We'll praise SE and run towards them to claim our prize...



But as we approach them they'll begin to hatch and raptors will pop out and eat everyone... While the sky rains fire and egg-headed Jihli Aliapoh laughs maniacally in the background, spouting nonsense about the Twelve Archons.
You see, the spriggans were actually trying to SAVE us, by taking the raptor eggs away and hiding them in caves.. but those stubborn adventurers kept bringing them back. Oh well. D: Too late now! We're doomed! Game over man! Game over!!!

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