No, no, you people are all wrong. Conjurers have a crush on Thaumaturgs, who have a crush on Arcanists, who aren't sure who they like because they eventually hook up with both, becoming Summoners if they like Thaums, and Scholars if they hook up with Conjurers. It's a whole love triangle, and don't even get me started on if they see their crush talking to the other one in the lunch room. Major drama.