What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

[Rogues]

Am I the only one who caught the reference to Sony's PS3 reveal at E3 when doing the FATE in La Noscea "Giant Enemy Crab"?
I loled when I saw that.

[Zantetsuken]

I remember lol at this when I first saw it in 1.0



NPC:

"Why if it isn't Sephiroth! or was it Sefiross? Sethirophx? xXxSephirothxXX? There are so many adventurers with similar names these days. It is so hard to recall them all."

So true...

Although a 'Highwind' joke would be more appropriate now I think.

[Marcux]

Am I the only one who caught the reference to Sony's PS3 reveal at E3 when doing the FATE in La Noscea "Giant Enemy Crab"?
I loled when I saw that.

Uh, that's a metal gear meme refrence, do a search for it on youtube.

[Kinsky]

Level 15 Pugilist quest:

"Ah, there you are, [name]! I hope you've come prepared for a lesson. Today I want you to go and fight the toxic toads that nest at the Unholy Heir."

"Make no mistake [lad/lass]--these toads are huge, which means they have huge guts. But that's besides the point. The point is, you'll need to use your head to overcome them"

"Thanks to their immense girth, these toads hit hard. Fortunately, they tend to hit wild as well, so bide your time and wait for an opening. And when that opening shows... thwack! Rip and tear through your foe with a Haymaker!"



http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/

[Vanguard319]

I know I'm replying to myself, but I also found a Mikasa Ackerman and Historia Reiss. All we need now is a Titan-hunting FC called the Survey Corps.

I thought the quest from Hab the zombie was funny, particularly his promise not to eat your delicious adventurer brain. Then of course there was Hamon Holyfist getting owned by an extremely badass squirrel.

[Aaron_T]

Mad Snake!? MAD SNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEE! (Metal Gear Reference)

Smith for "Relic Reborn" I could make one like that, then again I could wipe your arse too and I'm not doin that.

Fate ONE EYE OPEN! Grippin yo pillow tight! EXIT LIGHT!!

EVERY CLOUD STRIFE REFERENCE somewhere in the settings configuration

[Obreck]

Not the most hilarious, but there is a nostalgic reference to Kid Icarus: the Wizard Eggplant. Described as "an old wives tales states that eating too many will turn you into one", its a reference the Eggplant Wizards and their cursed eggplants.

[Shineko]

I liked the cactaur jack as its my first memory of this game

No one knows why Cactuar Jack feels the need to rain his thousand needles down upon all who happen by, because few have lived long enough to ask him... not that he would answer if he were asked, or that anyone would be able to understand him if he were to answer.

Which is actually a reference to an old movie: The Great Race =^.^=

[BlasphemyMan]

Surprised nobody's mentioned this yet, but my favorite by far is the Bard quest where the trainer refers to himself as "spoony."
Also, enjoyed this one because of the timing; I watched Clue (HELL YES) the night before last, and yesterday was leveling up fishing only to see a "communism is just a red herring" reference.

[Jinrya-Geki]

What happens to Bahamut when he jumps into the Matrix...



















He becomes Neo Bahamut! :3