I was feeling a bit nostalgic and was willing to pay the subscription fee just to goof around for a few hours tonight only, but if they're not even going to bother resolving an issue like this, there's no way in hell I'm going to jump through hoops for the privilege of wasting my money.

Screw you SE, was a decent game but you've officially killed it in my mind, you're hereby written off, good luck with that "screw the customers" business model.