Payment Method Registration Errors [Error Code 401 and 601]

[ThistleChaser]

My trial account expires in three days. I wanted to set up the monthly renewing payment. I wanted to buy the CE.

Three credit cards got a 601.
I tried a gamecard, got an error.
Put money into my Stream Wallet, got an error when I tried to use it.

Five and a half hours working on this, calling my bank, googling for information, and I still cannot pay for my account.

Why are you so eager to not take my money, SE? It's so frustrating. Are you really going to give me no choice but to go back to WoW?

Edit: I didn't just disable, I uninstalled noscripts. I tried doing this in both Firefox and IE, same behavior.

Edit 2: A few pages back, someone said they had success buying Crysta with Paypal, so I tried that. $20 out of my account, and the SE page has been on "loading..." for 15 minutes now. When I open a new window, there's a 0 balance of Crysta. This is insane.