Get a cookie, a 9-sided die, and an 8-sided die.

Pick a number 1-9, and another number 1-8.

Now do 20 push-ups.

If you roll your number on the 9 sided die you may roll the 8 sided die.

If your number comes up on the 8 sided die you may eat the cookie.

If you fail to roll your number on the 9-sided do another 20 push-ups then attempt to roll again.

If you fail to roll your number on the 8-sided after rolling successfully on the 9-sided, repeat your 20 push-ups and attempt to roll again.

Repeat until you win.

Remember to get a weapon, er I mean cookie, you need to complete the 20 push-ups. There are 9 total flavors of cookie to collect.

Remember the next batch of cookies (Garuda) is vastly superior and will make you throw up all the previous cookies you ate making them worthless goo.