I would like to take a Chocobo porter today.

"Hello! It seems you would like to take a Chocobo porter!"

Yes, I selected Chocobo porter from the menu. Let's try this one more time.

"Okay! Where would you like to go?!"

Let's try ... Costa Del Sol. The weathers sunny there, most of the time.

"Hi! Are you sure you want to go there?!"

For the god**n third time, yes!