I love how almost no one in this thread has seemed to realize that OP meant this to be a direct parody of the catgirl butt threads.
I love how almost no one in this thread has seemed to realize that OP meant this to be a direct parody of the catgirl butt threads.
I agree the swimsuit was the biggest ..er smallest humiliation of them all. Even cotton tights show some identifiable difference between male and female though it just looks like a diaper under there. Appearing as if he has female anatomy or rather that the character is doing a marvelous tuck job is kinda odd if he isn't trying to pull off having female anatomy so it would be great if SE fixed this.I feel as though my elzine (spelled wrong) and cat man have very little junk in their front. I mean half my armor is a speedo, why not accent the speedo with an appropriate package? Otherwise it's just womanly down there. It should be a bit more noticeable in my opinion. Maybe just have selectable versions? Also some actual muscle definition instead of a shading trick would be spectacular.
I understand they do not wish to be vulgar but geeze, SE has no problem understanding how to make giant breasts, npc prostitutes that are always bent forward and wiggle their butts in the air as if they were in heat, horny Lalafel fishermen, Roegaydn men that graphically define female anatomy & sex in blacksmithing terms and so much more! I don't see adding male definition as being out of line here! ;D
Last edited by MStowastiqVahlshdeh; 09-14-2013 at 01:26 AM. Reason: lol return of the package thread
LivildaI love how almost no one in this thread has seemed to realize that OP meant this to be a direct parody of the catgirl butt threads
Finaly someone gets it XD I was amazed at how much attention this got.
But the muscle definition is actualy a serious one. I was in 3d modeling for a year, I can see past your tricks SE you lazy bums.
This whole thread is at least 10 different kinds of wonderful <3
I agree! Boys need to have their bits! Girls get boobs.... except for me, I'm a lalafell... but still! The bulge is a defining physical characteristic and not something to be ashamed of! It's not like it's vulgar, half my toy animals as a kid had a little bump underneath them if they were meant to be male, my wrestling action figures had small noticeable bulges.
Then I grow up, start playing a game with more profanity and sexuality than a late night MTV show, and my male characters have Ken doll crotches...
WTF are we going back in time?!
Lol this thread is amaazzzzing.
For one... Wait for DirectX11. Probably going to get some changes down there... Sad I'm saying this. And because this thread was confirmed a semi-joke...
P.s, for those who don't know, he's not a woman.
It's funny as a parody but there's no reason it can't be taken seriously too.Both since it would be more realistic, and also because why should guys be the only ones to get opposite sex eye candy?
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