I can't believe that [issue] is happening! I will threaten to quit!

[Thebatman]

This [issue] has caused someone to benefit for [reason]! This is ridiculous because [MMO I quit bc it's no more fun] did it in a way I'm used to! I lost nothing but someone else gained [benefit] and I didn't!



AND [recent change] has made it impossible for me to do [thing SE didn't want]. Now I can't do [exploited/unintended thing]! Only when nobody is better than me in [arbitrary measurement] will I stop spreading hate!

AND [aspect of game I'm good with] is fine! All of you [insult]s need to stop QQing! The community sucks because the QQ and you should man up! I never had a problem with [aforementioned aspect] so your complaints are invalid!

I'm gonna quit this game and you'll all be sorry!!!

[Jinzuki]

seems like i pretty solid template. added bonus if you demand your money back, mention SE & poor coding or 1017

[Jayrune]

[Soldowner]

And now you've given them a proper skeleton to follow! Though, it's good to see somebody taking things in stride.

[Fadigre]

I just tried to fill it in. It's actually not that easy

[Shigaru]

Sigh. Amazing community. Lets all bash the players who are bashing the game.

[Design]

[RVT]

Sigh. Amazing community. Lets all bash the players who are bashing the game.

You see, Simba. We are all connected...in the great Circle of Strife.

[Freyjan]

Guys, quit being so loud. I can't concentrate on how angry I'm supposed to be that the game kicks me after a half hour of inactivity. That 10 seconds it takes me to log back in completely takes over my day. Now I can't make dinner, spend time with my girlfriend, or play with the cats. My entire world is in shambles.

Have some respect

[CaimanMMO]

This [issue] has caused someone to benefit for [reason]! This is ridiculous because [MMO I quit bc it's no more fun] did it in a way I'm used to! I lost nothing but someone else gained [benefit] and I didn't!

AND [recent change] has made it impossible for me to do [thing SE didn't want]. Now I can't do [exploited/unintended thing]! Only when nobody is better than me in [arbitrary measurement] will I stop spreading hate!

AND [aspect of game I'm good with] is fine! All of you [insult]s need to stop QQing! The community sucks because the QQ and you should man up! I never had a problem with [aforementioned aspect] so your complaints are invalid!

I'm gonna quit this game and you'll all be sorry!!!

Want a Kleenex? Silly Drama Queen, noone paid you to play the game and then cry about it, just quit as this will not change a thing