"Fix" Speed Runs? How about fixing the real issue?

[Zantetsuken]

How about fixing the REAL issue:

We, the "ELITE SLS*" (*Special Little Snowflakes) want the ultimate endgame gear RIGHT NOW with LITTLE OR NO EFFORT INVOLVED -- also we don't want EVERYONE to have it, that would make us less special.


How to achieve this:

1. Remove all dungeon currency drops from the game
2. Identify ELITE SLS players by the following criteria: A) Those that hit the cap their currency drops per week (use server data to find it) and B) Complain on the forums - Then give them 100k of both kinds of endgame currency and 999 million gil- this saves us ELITE SLS players TONS of time
3. Make unique flaming armor and ultra huge glowing weapons for ELITE SLS players so everyone can see us at a distance - oh, and a giant flying dragon mount.
4. Give ELITE SLS players with Dragon mounts the ability to open-world PVP - so ppl know how boss we are.
5. Give ELITE SLS players a tag to their name that says "FIRST ON SERVER for EVERYTHING" - make it really large text so ppl can see it in FATES and stuff.

If SE does this, it will ensure that the ELITE SLS players will feel super elite (and super special) a long time to come.

If SE doesn't do this, the game is doomed to fail.

[Zzyn]

How about fixing the REAL issue:

We, the "ELITE SLS*" (*Special Little Snowflakes) want the ultimate endgame gear RIGHT NOW with LITTLE OR NO EFFORT INVOLVED -- also we don't want EVERYONE to have it, that would make us less special...

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If SE does this, it will ensure that the ELITE SLS players will feel super elite (and super special) a long time to come.

If SE doesn't do this, the game is doomed to fail.

/snicker :-)

I hope they just get mad and go back to WoW. Ugh. So entitled.

[e90guy]

How about fixing the REAL issue:

We, the "ELITE SLS*" (*Special Little Snowflakes) want the ultimate endgame gear RIGHT NOW with LITTLE OR NO EFFORT INVOLVED -- also we don't want EVERYONE to have it, that would make us less special.

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If SE does this, it will ensure that the ELITE SLS players will feel super elite (and super special) a long time to come.

If SE doesn't do this, the game is doomed to fail.

I love to join your 1337 FC. Where do I sign up?

[Twiddle]

How about fixing the REAL issue:

We, the "ELITE SLS*" (*Special Little Snowflakes) want the ultimate endgame gear RIGHT NOW with LITTLE OR NO EFFORT INVOLVED -- also we don't want EVERYONE to have it, that would make us less special.

The real issue is people who think left and right are the same direction, and that blue and white are the same color, pop in your group for a 50min none speed run DF and make you regret you logged in this morning. And making it seem that the 30min penalty is a better alternative to commuting /wrists.