It's a very biased and amateur review. Something I would expect IGN to come out with in all honesty. Some points I'll agree with, but giving your own biased opinion in a review doesn't help persuade people one way or the other in how the game actually feels for them personally.

It's obvious this game does not suit your fancy, and that's fine. There isn't one game out there that pleases every type of gamer. Perhaps another game will come along that you enjoy more so you can make a "review" about that as well.