I logged in to 14
Checked my crafter's gear
Low and behold what did I see?
But two important stats so weird!

Earnestly I looked them up
Upon the Internet
To see everyone messed up
About what they meant!

Then there was a topics post
To tell us about crafting
It mentioned them in passing
But we still know next to nothing!

In my head I'm such a good crafter
Switching to this and that
But without knowing what gear to go after
I want to hit myself with a baseball bat

I ask the Twelve what level
Of hells these stats came from
But they won't tell me a Twelvedamned thing
And for that I'm pretty bummed!