Welcome to DAS- short for the Disconnect and AFK System! A revolutionary and simple way of maintaining server fluctuations and overflow! Ever been tired of nasty errors and long queues? Have friends that can't create characters on your server? Let me introduce you to our "new" and simple DAS!

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|- <--- This is Bob.
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Bob fell asleep while playing Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn! Shame on you, Bob. Well, with the "new and revolutionary" DAS, he will be automatically ejected from the server after just 10 minutes! Making room for you and your friends! This piece of "complex" coding has been carefully tested and is guaranteed to free up server space!

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|- <--- This is Bill.
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Bill went to get a drink and came back to a simple message stating that in 5 minutes, he will be disconnected! What should he do?! Well, with our "new" DAS system, he can hit any button on the keyboard and cancel the disconnection! GENIUS! Now, let's say Bill didn't make it. Poor Bill... well, with our "new and revolutionary" DAS system, any other players that were disconnected for being AFK too long will make instant room for Bill! He can log right back in! BRILLIANT! Contact your local Square office and tell them, WE WANT DAS NOW!

-This has been a parody for the request of a disconnection system. I do not work for any company nor am I affiliated with any company offering any products and/or services. This is not an ad, nor affiliated with a real product. Please give us an AFK system to help fight the war on full servers! :(