1) It's such a good game everyone wants to play it.
2) Given that it's the worst money you spent, it's probably a sucky game so no one wants to play it hence no server issues.
3) JP servers are overloaded too.
4) Don't spend half the day, go do something else. Come back.
5) I like playing it so much I bought another damn copy of the game cause they decide they want to spend almost a week not answering my ticket and fixing my problem.
6) Why worry...you'll get wrinkles.
7) Come back in a year then. But there is a maintenance tonight that's supposed to alleviate some of the problems. #readthenews