Hey guys, Abel Wood here telling you to relax.

[Convey]

Hi there. I am the Mighty Lanceman Abel Wood, telling you that being angry is unhealthy and there are few things in life worth behaving the way you guys have been since the release of this game.

I just want everyone to chill out and relax. Have a good time, because life is short yeah?

-Abel Wood, Mighty Lanceman.

[Convey]

If it makes you people feel better, I really don't have any issues logging in after 5-10 minutes of trying. Hooray for me, yeah?

-Abel Wood, Mighty Lanceman.

[Arriverderci]

Of course. The folk who tell people to take a seat, are people who are playing the game!
Get off, and come cry about how you can't log in like the rest of us, kay?

[Convey]

Of course. The folk who tell people to take a seat, are people who are playing the game!
Get off, and come cry about how you can't log in like the rest of us, kay?

I just want everyone to be happy. Life is too short to be upset about something as trivial as trying to log into a game for several hours!

Why not go walk the dog, watch TV, bake a loaf of bread, or go on a walk on the beach instead?

I liked your post anyway. It has pizzazz!

-Abel Wood, Mighty Lanceman.

[trixster67]

OP kiss my arse, for NINE ####ing days I have been unable to play and with my health issues those 9 days mean a whole hell of a lot to me.

[Convey]

OP kiss my arse, for NINE ####ing days I have been unable to play and with my health issues those 9 days mean a whole hell of a lot to me.

Sounds like you should calm down and go for a walk. Walks are good exercise, and some day you might even start to jog a little.

-Abel Wood, Mighty Lanceman.

[Ohkami]

I just want everyone to be happy. Life is too short to be upset about something as trivial as trying to log into a game for several hours!

Why not go walk the dog, watch TV, bake a loaf of bread, or go on a walk on the beach instead?

I liked your post anyway. It has pizzazz!

-Abel Wood, Mighty Lanceman.

1) I don't have a dog. I got hungry and ate him.
2) TV is even more depressing than all the threads on this forum combined.
3) Bread is more boring than 1017
4) The beaches are currently full.

So what the hell am I supposed to do now? My life just became empty. T_T

[Convey]

1) I don't have a dog. I got hungry and ate him.
2) TV is even more depressing than all the threads on this forum combined.
3) Bread is more boring than 1017
4) The beaches are currently full.

So what the hell am I supposed to do now? My life just became empty. T_T

Do not look to me for guidance. Instead, look to yourself yeah?

- Abel Wood, Mighty Lanceman.

[Slatervonjager]

Of course. The folk who tell people to take a seat, are people who are playing the game!
Get off, and come cry about how you can't log in like the rest of us, kay?

You know, not all of us have issues logging in. Since day one of EA, I have been logging out, and back in everyday, with no more then a 10 min wait, and that's more then one character. Not everyone is crying about not being able to log in. In fact those of you posting about it, are actually a small percentage of total players, as the rest of us are able to get in no problem, or just don't wont to bother people with their problems.

This thread, is great. I thumbs this up, because seriously, you all need to stop going berserk over not getting in. These things take time to sort out, and no amount of stressing and whining is going to get things fixed any quicker.

[Astralis]

Your name sounds like a pornstar. Able WOOD. or maybe im just pervert minded