Dragoons: A Rotation Reborn

[Zabuza]

Lol wow this is ridiculous. You really think someone would go that far for e-peen stroking? My god. You don't understand at all. The reason they posted this was to prove it is possible to get this amount of dps as a DRG, not to stroke their own e-peen. I can personally tell you that they weren't even in a group during this parse because I was on during it. But of course... you probably won't believe me so what's the point. Conspiracy theorist much? You're so deadset on denying the truth that is right in front of your face? So be it.

[rexun]

Saying that this person "conspired" to create a fake DPS reading for.. forum e-peen is stupid It feels more likely that they just used a bugged/outdated parser to parse their damage inaccurately. I don't think there has been any substantial evidence showing 300+ DPS yet, sadly... Definitely looking forward to it if you can post a video!

Again, I've talked to many Dragoons in Behemoth; many of them I know are skilled gamers with a lot of raiding background, and of course endgame experience up to Turn 5. They're all very geared with Relic +1 and various Mythology/Allagan pieces; but in the parses I've asked them to do on test dummies none of them come close to 300+ DPS, especially consistently. Typically I'd run my parser while they ran theirs, and our results were very close. Average DPS recorded was typically around 260-270.

It's definitely not a player skill issue; no rotation changes beyond the basic cookie-cutter ones will push that 280 DPS up 15%-35% to achieve the 320-380 DPS that Longnu is reporting.

To give benefit of the doubt though, I'd be very interested in personally parsing you whenever you have free time! It is less hassle than making a video, and results should be accurate and conclusive. For the sake of the thread, I think it'd be worth the trouble to cooperate!

[Bossmoney]

The reason they posted this was to prove it is possible to get this amount of dps as a DRG, not to stroke their own e-peen.

If he's gonna just post up a bunch of screenshots with his leet 300-370 dps and give no context for it, and then follow it up with a boastful insinuation that people who can't reach it should come to him for tips, then we're gonna assume he's actually putting MEANINGFUL numbers out there.

Now if he had prefaced his original posts of parses with, "These come from Castrum Meridum bosses" which he says himself on his youtube video page, with a geared full party group, with access to level 2/3 limit breaks, then fine. I mean, we'll still laugh at his post and his idea that those numbers mean ANYTHING at all, but at least we can understand his ignorance.

[Bossmoney]

My problem is when he follows that up with his douchey comments telling people who can "only" parse 250 (which is nothing to be ashamed of with darklight, relic weapon) to learn to play. Now I'm gonna call him out on his shit.

If he left it at that, he can slink away and whatever. But the real incriminating thing is when he posted that dummy parse. First parses was ignorance, but I can only see that dummy parse being an outright attempt at lying and covering up for his earlier statements. Show me a real time video of him in his +1 relic, full darklight gear on his lodestone profile parsing 322 dps without using limit break, lasting longer than a minute and a half, showing the damage per attacks, then I'll gladly shut up. Till then, the burden of evidence is on the person making the outlandish claims.

Now either put up actual evidence and shut me up, or can he and his FC boyfriends please STFU and return this thread to actual good content?