Hello "World Full" my old friend - a cover

[BlackSanta]

While trying to login, this song suddenly popped into my head and seems to fit very nicely...

To the tune of "Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel


Hello "World Full", my old friend
I've come to fight with you again
Because a server issue's starting
Made me d/c while I was zoning
And the servers that are based in the west
are overstressed
Within a Realm Reborn

[EvalcieChevallier]

Get on youtube and sing this, then post it!

[BlackSanta]

a couple more verses while I deal with my old friend...

**edit, done**

Hello "World Full," my old friend
I've come to fight with you again
Because a server issue's starting
Made me d/c while I was zoning
And the servers that are based in the west
are overstressed
Within a Realm Reborn

In restless rage I'm not alone
On the forums people drone
About the servers instability
And questions about Square's competency
When my eyes were met by the sight of a forum troll
Oh how droll
In a Realm Reborn

And in the login server queue
Ten thousand people get into
People trying without success
People griping without progress
People writing posts of how they can't log in
It begins
The ebb of Realm Reborn

"Game," said I, "why don't you work?!
I want to play, you stupid jerk
Hear my words that I might reach you
Take my bribe that I might play you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the Realm Reborn

But then the people bowed and prayed
For the server upgrades made
With all the shouts of our dissent
And all our points of discontent
Let us see if the servers that are coming can handle all the login stress...
But I digress
How will fare a Realm Reborn?