-Einstein is closer to solving the perfect equation before you fix your servers.....and he's dead.

-You're so fat, that even the momma from yo momma so fat jokes moves quicker than your servers.

-A tarutaru walks into an elven bar, only because his server was invaded by 1017 monsters.

-I was more excited when I bought this game than when I started playing it.

-As I am typing this I watched my dog grab his bowl, bring it to me and sit down and look in my eyes. She proposed an issue and I fixed it but not being lazy and getting up and giving her food. Would you like to borrow her and take notes?

Hope this helps. By the way Yoshida, giving everyone a free week of playtime is such an arrogant and stereotype fix. At least try to show you give a crap about the people who play your games, especially after you failed through FFXIV (1). Yet I am still loyal to FF. I must be on drugs.