Dear Yoshi,

I just want a letter from you everyday. I want to know EVERY SINGLE DAY, what you have accomplished in regards to getting the game up and running. I don't want a letter every other day, or every three days, I want a letter EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Right before you take a nap at your desk or on your office couch, or even when you sit down to drink a cup of tea, I want you to write a letter, SAYING ANYTHING.

Example:

Letter 1:
"Installed a hard drive onto a server today, it was fun. We found out that Diabolos server wasn't operational because Bob, one of the server admins spilled coffee on the server rack again... that Bob, sometimes I wonder if he really cares about the players. I got a couple calls today from my buddies over at the Data Centers in EU. They said they need more server rooms, not just actual servers so we're going to send them a moving pod with a generator hooked up to it to run the servers in the parking lot, should be a real blast. One sec, someone's knocking on my door... ... ... ... Okay back. I ordered take-out... mmm smells good. Well I'm gonna go eat now, and I'll hit you guys up tomorrow. Later!

Sincerely,
Yo-2-da-Shi! P dizzly!