I decided to just start playing on JP servers. I figured since the JP servers are rarely ever down and when they are it's like "Oh hey, we magically fixed them in one hour", I'm going to play there. The latency isn't so bad when you consider the size of Japan and the amount of actual civilization capable of internet access in JP. So I say we all go play on JP servers and see if they crash too, if they do then we know it's just that SE cares more about their servers than they do about NA/EU

I love my close-minded logic.