It got hit by a mack truck :P
then bahamut in chibi form fle by and ate its still warm body. Which he threw up the bones now also in chibi form which...... made its way to the mack truck driver and impaled him which incidently also turned his body in chibi form which chibi bahamut also ate, which is why the garlean empire was peeved at ala mhigo since that is where the chicken was from
and the mack truck driver was from the garlean empire.

:3

then everyone comes back and does a chibi para para to the chibi chocobo music.