What happens...

[Ayerc]

I know what happens...

...while crossing said road, the chicken, upon seeing a car barreling toward it at upwards of 75 MPH, freezes in it's tracks much like a deer. The driver of said car, in an effort to save the fresh coat of wax he painstakingly applied not 15 minutes earlier serves to avoid the chicken, sending his car into a fishtail, the result of which veers his car into the ditch running along the side of the road where the chicken thought he saw a tasty worm before starting his expedition. The force of the impact not only ruins the fresh coast of wax, but also gives the North American tectonic plate a slight push toward Europe, causing the rotational axis of the Earth to begin a tilt off it's axis. This new rotation increases the tectonic and volcanic activity of all the Earth's faults exponentially while simultaneously causing the melting of the polar ice caps culminating in an apocalyptic event of fire and water greater than the combined imaginations the writers of the god awful movie 2012 could ever think of while confirming what the Mayans predicted hundreds of years ago and said writers were unable to convincingly portray.

Moral of the story? If you're on a country road, and happen to see a chicken attempting to cross it to chase down a tasty treat on the other side, by God, slam down that accelerator and take him out! Oh yeah, and don't watch 2012.