I can’t ignore this anymore! Something should be done about it!

[EmeraldSerenade]

And then the gods cut the asses off of Miquote everywhere. From those asses grew new races and armors. There was much rejoicing, and later much sadness.

I had no idea that Mi'quote glutei maximi had such godly properties.

To say that my mind is blown would be like saying the Ocean is damp.