Developer 1: We need to get these servers stable so all the people who are having login issues can enjoy the game.
Developer 2: I second that. Let's get back to wo-
Developer 3: ::crashes into the board room:: GUYS! Stop!
Developer 1: Whoa, whoa, cool your jets man. We've got a lot of ironing out to do with these data centers.
Developer 3: It has to wait. That, new content, class fixes, all of it has to be put on hold.
Developer 2: What?!
Developer 1: Don't you understan-
Developer 3: It's the butts, guys. The female butts in the game. They look...funny.
Developer 1: My god...
Developer 2: We've been fools...
Yoshi P: Shut. Down. Everything.