Useful Healing Macros

[PessimiStick]

Maybe healers should also make macros that say "Derp, please stop standing in the red shapes on the ground"

You could make several macros:
/p <1>, please stop standing in teh red shapes on teh groud"
/p <2>, please stop standing in teh red shapes on teh groud"
/p <3>, please stop standing in teh red shapes on teh groud"

/sarcasm

I've actually done something very similar to that in other games. Some PuG players are really bad, and in cases where letting them die (my preferred solution) isn't an option, harassing them sometimes works.