Post your tanking derps and herps here!

[Kenka]

Copperbell mines, one of the Ghost + Coblyn + Bomb pulls. The dungeon so far was being a breeze, so for some reason my brain decided to switch off. Bomb started to self-destruct and I was like "Oh, it is going to blow up, better run away.. nah, I'll just stay here, it cannot be that bad"

1-hit KO

Fun for the whole family

[Jattou]

Started tanking quest mode Garuda, forgot to turn Defiance back on. Yeah, that ended well.

[Bezz]

Was In Halatia (I'm pretty sure I spelled it wrong )
But I marked two different Mantis's for my dps to attack first and second, and lets just say I ended up running around pulling aggro, cause neither attacks the marks I laid out lol. My character looked funny.

[ulti_19]

Doorbell was ringing in the middle of Ifrit first fight... sorry team, had to answer it lol.

[Wadoka]

Doorbell was ringing in the middle of Ifrit first fight... sorry team, had to answer it lol.

It had better have been pizza delivery

First time tanking Brayflox, I was very very nervous. Got past the first miniboss no problems. Got to the pair of Firedrakes, and right as we entered and I charged forward with shield lob... my #1 toolbar vanished. Went empty. All my actions gone. "Noooo...!"

Party screaming "Taaaank...!" me wondering what happened, saying "I lost my hotbar!" and them saying "How do you lose a hotbar?" "Just wipe already and get it fixed."

Very patient group.

Turned out I'd accidentally *rolled* my hotbar to #10 position with a bad mouse swipe. Didn't know about the up/down arrows until then. I got everything settled and we finished the run. The other three were good sports - "It happens."

[OSUBuckeye4]

First CT run, no one explained to me that you have to run behind the meteor.

Someone in Alliance chat said, "Captain NOOOOOO!" when I saw that, my tunnel vision lifted and I realized that I was definitely not where I was suppose to be. I turned around, just in time to see everyone behind the meteor and to die the most horrific and embarassing death possible, about 12 inches from the explosion.

Fortunately, everyone in the raid knew it was my first run and were forgiving. It was pretty embarassing though, to say the least.



Oh, another one would have been my first run at Demon Wall. We had it down to about 10% health and the bees both popp'ed AoE on me. I spent half a second popping Hallowed Ground (I was down to about 20-25% health) and forgot to move to the middle of the wall and avoid the Repel. The rest of the group knocked off the last 10% and we won, but, again, kind of embarassing.... that's a LONG fall.


First runs are always... interesting.

[Apeachs]

Hello, really miss a aoe skill for paladin like the one warrior/mrd have. Had made life so much easyer for a paladin and more fun to tank multiple targets.
Or just change the MRD skill Overpower so it can be used for paladins

[Lektry]

I may of Derped hard,
I decided to actually get back to leveling my marauder when someone in my FC asked if anyone wanted to level new classes
Cause I did story on Drg I already had a level 15 Marauder, I how ever did not do the class quests. We both had lvl 15 so we decided to Queue for Satasha (other person was Arc)
I did not have tomahawk (and Gla was lvl 1) so I was literally running up to every monster to use overpower
The healer decided to use fluid when ever it was on cool down, and they never healed. I'm thankful my FC mate came as an Arc and the other dps was patient... Was the most derpiest yet funnest Satasha's I've done as it was so intense and funny and we didn't wipe, even when the healer wasn't healing and just trying to dps in normal stance

[Dererk]

Lol being on the wrong cross hot bar as I'm pulling ruining the mark placements in the process.

[Genericname01]

Only been at endgame roughly a month.
Second run of ST. On the Glasya fight. Squires are summoned and I go off to fight one. All his health is dropped BUT he won't die. Comments are all "Eyri, what are you doing?" and I say "It won't die". We wipe. Many folks LOL and I assume it bugged out on me. I'm made MT which I took as a compliment... But now realise it's because the group thinks I'm the lame duck.

Run ST later that day. Same thing. "Oh man this enemy is bugged" but then some glorious blonde haired hunk of a tank shows up and actually explains that I'm meant to drag him into the laser. Felt like an idiot. Tank you blonde tank!