Post your tanking derps and herps here!

[Thosinskylt]

Accidentally hitting mobs that are being slept. Multiple times. In the same fight. I need to work on the ol' targeting system.

[JibOK]

Last night we get to the boss at Copperbell Mines and my cat jumps on my lap/keyboard and turns the entire HUD off. I had no idea how to turn it back on at the time. Luckily we made it through the fight alive. Scroll Lock turns the HUD off/on.

[HiirNoivl]

Yeah sure we're the stalwart guardians of the party and we protect the squishies from harm but we're also human too and humans tend to derp a lot.

So this is a fun thread for all tanks who've ever derped with a little herp (or alot) to share their stories.

I'll start off, I was tanking titan and I knew something was a little off due to how low my HP pool was and I realised I was tanking without defiance after the wipe we had previously and forgot to turn it on... I noticed this at the last 25% of the fight, props to my healer for keeping me alive the whole time haha.

*lying on the ground dead*

"I thought I could stun it. ; ;"

[Bezz]

Was In Halatia (I'm pretty sure I spelled it wrong )
But I marked two different Mantis's for my dps to attack first and second, and lets just say I ended up running around pulling aggro, cause neither attacks the marks I laid out lol. My character looked funny.

[AlexiaKidd]

Started playing since relaunch on ACN got to 20 and joined Grand Company, got a quest to unlock Darkhold so thought yeah why not. Now how hard can it be. Switched to my 50 WAR that I haven't used in over a year, launched DF and got party right away. Proceeded to wipe numerous times and had no clue what I was doing. Everyone quit and I have decided not to burden anyone with my WAR skills until I relearn how to play it lol.

[OptimusPrime]

On PLD while tanking Titan. Noob-ass BLM and WHM keep getting knocked off the edge because they can't dodge Landslide. While typing and telling them they suck ass(I was nice the first 8 times they wiped us), I don't realize the WHM is behind me and I get hit with landslide. Go flying off the edge while face-palming.

[SyxFive]

I attempted to incorporate signs into my routine for the first time.... completely lost hate and looked very stupid...I was so ashamed /shame

[M013_Chaser]

Hauuke mansion. Adds popped on final boss ran to grab them not noticing the stun about to go off. Oh god...The boss made me watch my healer get gangpwned!!

[Infamouz]

Tabbing out to change my playlist on rhapsody; tab in and group has started a boss fight and im locked out >_> lol.. even tho i say brb!!!

[Jinrya-Geki]

I didn't exactly tank... but this one time I was playing black mage and I accidentally stole hate from the paladin. :'[ We didn't die or anything, I just stole hate. I shamed myself...