I'm crying too.

Listening to my friends on teamspeak smacking their way through dungeons, while I sit on the server select screen for 9 hours trying to roll a toon on the EU server where they all are. I've barely seen this game since phase 3. Phase 4 I got 90000'd and 3102'd, EA I got derped 1017, 3059, 10102, etc., and launch is equally as shambolic.

Yup I'm crying because Yoshi has my cash in his back pocket while I drool on my keyboard after suffering from a stroke due to the stress of trying to play this game.