Update: The cookies have been found! The President of Japan has ordered the construction of twelve cyborg soldiers to enter the Tron-like world where the SE employee usernames and passwords to Twitter and the forums are stored. There, they will ride laser motorcycles to outsmart the many viruses and malware contained in all cookies in order to retrieve the usernames and passwords which are needed to tell their customers any sort of update on why there is no queue to wait in. When asked why they don't just make a new forum account for themselves, they said they really wanted all of their preferences and settings from their first account so they couldn't