"What are you doing Yoshi-san? It's two in the morning!"

"Can't sleep. I'm reading the forums. Thought I'd reply to this thread."

"Oh no, you can't do that! You have to write down any replies and send them to the proper channels so we can translate it to all of the game's official languages and release it at the same time so other people won't feel left out and abused!"

"You mean I can't just reply to a thread like a normal person? Why? Where was this in my contract?"

/end sarcasm

Sheesh people. We'll get the translations in good time. Please check all lollipops and juiceboxs at the door. I think you might have had a bit too much sugar today.

Edit: Aaaaand the translations came even as I wrote this.