This makes me laugh even more....

[Jotunhammer]

Emergency maintanence is good. Keeping it on time is even better.

The emergency maintenance that is currently underway on several Worlds is now scheduled to end at approximately 16:30 (GMT) on Aug. 25, 2013.

That was 90 minutes ago.

And still no update with a new guess

[trixster67]

The emergency Maintenance we are performing is to fix the emergency maintenance we was suppose to do but didn't to fix the emergency maintenance we was suppose to do but didn't to fix the ............ Oh btw we are actually not in right now its the weekend and we are with people we care about, but we did leave some teenagers at the office to turn things off and on again the way you would have your security turn your lights on and off while yoiur on vacation to scare away the would be clients.

[Arriverderci]

I heard you all like the damn emergency maintenance's we keep on givin'.
So we gone and had another maintenance to fix the other maintenance but that didn't work, so we went ahead and added a few more
maintenance to fix said maintenance.

[trixster67]

The gift that keeps on giving, The SE Maintenance bunny it keeps going and going and going. I keep having these recurring visions of a old AAMCO transmisson company commercial where they showed their competing companies as a group of monkeys beating on a transmission. I do have to applaud the SE White Knights they are out in full force.

[TitanGear]

I heard you all like the damn emergency maintenance's we keep on givin'.
So we gone and had another maintenance to fix the other maintenance but that didn't work, so we went ahead and added a few more
maintenance to fix said maintenance.