You know you play too much FFXIV when....

[Aerokus]

When you really meant to mow the grass, but you tell her you couldn't because the lawn mower gave you an error 3102.

[Espi]

You pullout when the duty finder pops...

[DracotheDragon]

you know you play to much FFXIV when you read a book expecting carbuncle to pop out

[Flickie]

I keep trying to jump when I pay XI...

[ShadowRupert]

When you run out the house in just your underware to start your new job

[zaknefein]

when you have to go to the hospital for punching a cactus

[Tonytaru-Castiel]

You begin to speak in auto-translator terms.

You imagine getting level ups for ordinary everyday activities.

You hate seeing how many people are in your offline friends list.

Your friends and coworkers know the real reason why you cant go out on friday night.

When you try to Autorun in every single other game you play...

I think you had the best list by far. I was about to count this thread as complete garbage till i finally reached your post. Im surprised you dont have more upvotes. Im going to assume its because most other people DID give up on the thread before reaching yours. My favorite was definitely "You begin to speak in auto-translator terms." because lord knows i was doing that after my FFXI addiction lol.

[Felix7007]

when you tell your wife your unload is on a 30 minute cooldown...

yesssssss lol

[Lewtz]

When You refresh this page constantly due to the bordem of everything else but ff14arr.

[Malix]

-You blow a whitle to try and summon your car
-You call your job guildleves