You know how other people's chocobos turn to look at you when you are around them? I was waiting for cluster spawn in Mor Dhona in stealth on botanist and someone rocke dup with a chocobo and as I was there waiting, the chocobo turned and looked right at me. I was like

"OMG how can he see me I'm in stealth".
"Well I guess I am not truly invisible, just semi transparent and full of tiny holes"
"But then how come the Gigas can't see me" *zooms in*
"Man I really am full of tiny holes'
"Ewww"
"Where did the bits of me that were in the holes go?"
"I wonder if I still have a scent in Stealth"
"Maybe the chococbo can smell me"
"Gigas definitly have noses, but they can't smell me"
"Gasp! Are Chocobos some kind of master race of creature than can surpass my mastery of Stealth?"
"Are the Chocobos going to take over?"
"I feed my chocobo often so I think I should be treated fairly well"
"But then again, one of the training options in the Goblet involves me forcing my chocobo to balance on a pole STANDING OFF THE EDGE OF A RAVINE"
"OMG I am doomed"
"Wait am I seriously debating my position in the possible post-chococbolyptic world"
"Oh look the node popped"
"Should I get Fire or Wind clusters this time?"
"Whoops misclick, looks like I am getting Lightning Clusters"
"What to do now, no fishing windows are up"
"Am I hungry?"
"I think I am hungry"
"I'm gonna go get food"