Thread: Super General Discussion 2.0 - Always offering a happy, fun time~!

Originally Posted by Niqote

I should draw something.... but I don't know what o_o

Several dragons stand guard at stone vigil.
A small explosion is heard, but the guards at the front ignore it.
Suddenly, a small projectile flies behind the gate leaving a crater, leading up to a small scrabbling voice quickly silenced by a swift "gulp".
A couple more go flying behind and the guards are visibly worried.
Suddenly, it starts getting dark.
An aevis looks up to the sky, opens his mouth to roar, only for him to swallow a small projectile that rips him apart in a matter of seconds.
The draconic guards are now seriously scared, as their screams are drowned out by the collective roar of dragoons from above.
Of course, these are no ordinary dragoons...muscles compressed for increased strength in a smaller package, a slightly larger head for boosted intelligence, and unrivaled lightweight bodies...
These chosen Elezen have become the soldiers of Ishguard, the one and only race superior in this fight...
Lalafells.

*meanwhile in the dungeons...*
A guard leads an Elezen to the conversion chambers.
The soldier swallows his fear and steps onto the platform, only to get smacked by a massive sledgehammer-wielding roe.
When the hammer is lifted, they outfitted him with Drachen mail and a spear, loaded him into the nearest catapult and fired.
It worked for a while, until the war was over.
Then things just got, eugh...

Edit: went overboard don't regret it. I'll go with something simple-oompa loompa lalafells