Green Poultry and Ham by Dr. Nunh.

I am Yhan
Yhan I am

That Yhan-I-am
that Yhan-I-am!
I do not like
that Yhan-I-am!

Do you like
green poultry and ham?

I do not like them,
Yhan-I-am.
I do not like
green poultry and ham.

Would you like them
in Drybone?
Or in Ul'dah,
with some crone?

Not in Drybone! Not with some crone!
I would not, could not, on a boat,
I could not, would not, with an aldgoat!
I will not eat them whilst I weave,
I will not eat them for a leve,
I will not eat them in the Free Company house,
I will not eat them with a Deepvoid Deathmouse,
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like green poultry and ham,
I do not like them, Yhan-I-am.