Me: I just wish I had Penelo's clothes.
Sage: Those from Bozja?
Me: Bozja? Who's Bozja?
Sage (looking at my staff): Mmh ... Nobody, just a place to go to upgrade Relic Weapons as well.
Me: We can improve Relic Weapons?!
Sage (speechless): ...

A few days later.

Me: Well, I haven't found Penelo's White Mage clothes, but I don't care, I'm a bard now!
Byakko Cub: Grrraaaoh!