...but I just can't.
Oh, you thought this was a Q.Q thread about the state of the game? Nah. I like the game. I actually can't buy it. Digital River won't let me give SE my money. Digital River, Inc. is the third party that manages the Square-Enix Online Store.
For whatever reason, Digital River doesn't accept certain cards from certain banks, and I can't buy anything from the stores they manage. (This isn't the first one I've run into that they run.)
After a long e-mail exchange with Digital River's daft customer support, I am still nowhere. I've tried calling them, I've tried my bank, I've tried asking my ladyfriend (and, thus, ruining my surprise copy of the game for her in the process) to use her card. People I've seen online and off are having the same problems. Can we please do something about this? I've got buddies who want the CE and are giving up on it because you're only selling it from the store they can't buy it from!
I was told I could provide an "alternate payment," but they only accept credit cards. Can I get some PayPal action? Can I send a money order? Can I show up to Yoshida's house with $100 USD?
Square-Enix. I want to give you my money. Will you please allow me to give you my money?
(I've left out the details of my exchange with Digital River to get my point across. I've also left out the majority of my rage. I don't think the Internet would be able to hold it all...)