I have come to the conclusion, that the compounding effects of a million people, awaiting the launch of ARR, has caused some sort of space time rift, making the month of May, last approximately one year, instead of just one month...

Every time I look at the clock:
"Oh hey it's May 17th"

I look one week later:
"Oh hey, it's May 18th?! O.o WTF?!"

I call shenanigans.. There is definitely some sort of shenanigans at hand here.
Never in my life has a month lasted so long..