Bad Jokes, Rimshots and Punnyness

[Cedri]

Okay comedians, now's your time to shine with those bad jokes you always tell that make everyone cringe every time they hear it.

I'll start us off with a bad one:

"Attempting a fate is tempting fate!" *RIMSHOT*

[Forgo]

so how many lalafells it takes to screw in a light-blub? Three, Two to stand each others shoulders and one to make sure they don't fall lol....Just a bad joke all away around lol

[LlenCoram]

I remember when Atomos farming became a thing, and the subsequent 1 minute+ to teleport back to a city also became a thing. Someone posted a picture of him/herself telling the most awful puns to the people literally trapped, waiting for their turn to teleport out. The only one I can remember is as follows:

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

[Antanias]

"Today on The Eorzean Eye, there were reports of vandalism in the Black Shroud. The story broke when a foreigner noticed a few branches south of Gridania were bent."

[SkyeWindbinder]

Two Roegaydns travelling together and their chocobos were resting in the woods at nighttime. Suddenly, close to midnight, one of the chocobos lifted it's head and started squawking. One of the Roegaydns opened his eyes and lifted his head off his sleeping mat. "What the hell is that godawful noise? I'm trying to sleep!" he yelled.

"Oh, that's just Bo", said the other Rogaedyn without opening his eyes. "He must have had another nightmare."

"Well if he doesn't shut up soon", growled the other Roegadyn, "I might have to choke a Bo."

[Goufunaki]

When did the old Limsa woman realize she needed to start wearing a bra?

When she noticed how much her breasts were sahagin.

[Digirotta]

"Did you hear about that Lalafell kidnapping in Gridania's market wards?"

-"Oh no! That's awful!"

"Yeah, but then the kid woke up!"

(i am so bad at jokes, that i had to steal this one.)

[Magnesium02]

I remember when Atomos farming became a thing, and the subsequent 1 minute+ to teleport back to a city also became a thing. Someone posted a picture of him/herself telling the most awful puns to the people literally trapped, waiting for their turn to teleport out. The only one I can remember is as follows:

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

Hahaha, that was me;




Then there was the time my LS had a Pun war (you may need to view it full size)

[Catapult]

Please, sir. Can I have some morbol?

[Alaltus]

You can understand why Menphina is the lover, shes always on the moon.