Quote Originally Posted by Denmo View Post
Yes. I volunteer my good, loyal follower, Hestern Nestern.

You're so brave Hesty.
Wait a minute here!!! I am far too busy being lalanapped in this thread HERE (click) to make an appearance as your lalafellin sacrifice!

Where has my fortune gone? Surely Keith Dragoon will stick up for me!

Quote Originally Posted by Keith_Dragoon View Post
He will be missed and remembered for his sacrifice! ;_;
Not you, too, Keikei! You betrayed me with a kiss! (great kissing, by the way...)

Quote Originally Posted by Beowolf View Post
*displays the lalafell on the altar of snackrifices* *gets out wooden fork and wooden knife of ancient splinters*
Eek! Help me! Save me! I was lalanapped for very different reasons than I originally suspected! The lorebombs were just there to lull me into a false sense of information...

AND NOW I AM GOING TO DIE FOR ZE BEARDS!

D: I don't even have a beard...