Wait a minute here!!! I am far too busy being lalanapped in this thread
HERE (click) to make an appearance as your lalafellin sacrifice!
Where has my fortune gone? Surely Keith Dragoon will stick up for me!
Not you, too, Keikei! You betrayed me with a kiss! (great kissing, by the way...)
Eek! Help me! Save me! I was lalanapped for very different reasons than I originally suspected! The lorebombs were just there to lull me into a false sense of information...
AND NOW I AM GOING TO DIE FOR ZE BEARDS!
D: I don't even have a beard...