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    Nephvius Nocentis
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    Your Mother was a Sea Wolf and your Father smelt of Rolan Berry

    Quote Originally Posted by Gildrein
    Fun Fact: Some Midlanders like to joke that because Highlander names have a very Roegadyn feel to them (in addition to highlanders being very large and muscular), that the clan is somehow “less Hyuran.” Many an alehouse brawl has broken out as a result of a Midlander in his cups uttering such quips as ‘Your mother was a Sea Wolf ’ in the presence of a Highlander. Needless to say, most of these quarrels do not end well for the instigator.

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    Your Mother was a Sea Wolf and your Father smelt of Rolan Berries!
    LOL reminded me of the Monty Python and the holy grail.
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    Last edited by DarkDragoon; 03-13-2013 at 06:49 AM.
    Best Explanation of the 1.0 to 2.0 transition I have ever seen, pure literacy gold.
    http://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/199cg1/lore_connecting_10_to_20/

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    We need more in-game racial jokes like that, aside from the out-of-game joke that Elezen/Elvaans are giraffes and such.
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    Yes, I, too, am curious about racial slurs within the lore. I want to be able to insult others properly.

    (Reads, A Lalafellin Guide to Insulting Bigger Peoples, Good and Proper)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teryaani View Post
    None of you are real. You're all just cats pounding on a keyboard, and using ELIZA software when in TS3/Vent.

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    Forgo Tego
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hestern_Nestern View Post
    Yes, I, too, am curious about racial slurs within the lore. I want to be able to insult others properly.

    (Reads, A Lalafellin Guide to Insulting Bigger Peoples, Good and Proper)
    O.o lol can i get a copy? XD with that I'm read "The does and don't of Eorzean bar hopping by Edgar Bookman" to keep me going til the weekend..
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    "I care nothing about who dominates the land, For me and my brethren will forever rule the skies." Forgo the Forgotten Dragoon
    Credit goes to Denmo and Nique from Masamune for this art :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forgo View Post
    O.o lol can i get a copy? XD with that I'm read "The does and don't of Eorzean bar hopping by Edgar Bookman" to keep me going til the weekend..
    Hey, hand me a copy of The Does and Don'ts of Eorzean Bar-Hopping by Edgar Bookman and I will gladly pass a copy of the book I'm reading your way, pal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teryaani View Post
    None of you are real. You're all just cats pounding on a keyboard, and using ELIZA software when in TS3/Vent.

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    I am proud of my long neck >.>
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    Best Explanation of the 1.0 to 2.0 transition I have ever seen, pure literacy gold.
    http://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/199cg1/lore_connecting_10_to_20/

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    Nuinn Nomi
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    Highschool Hyur girl: [under breath] Check out that new Roegadyn girl that just got transferred.

    Highschool Elezen girl: I know! I guess they don't grow them pretty around the north seas.

    Highschool Miqo'te girl: Such a frusk. . . .

    [group giggle]
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    Send a /tell and bring your happy pills~!

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    I like to refer to Keeper of the Moon Miqote as Dirty Basement Cats
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpectreWolf View Post
    I like to refer to Keeper of the Moon Miqote as Dirty Basement Cats
    Do we have confirmation on the existence of basements in Eorzea or Hydaelyn, dirty or otherwise? Ah, the lore forums. I'm finally home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teryaani View Post
    None of you are real. You're all just cats pounding on a keyboard, and using ELIZA software when in TS3/Vent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hestern_Nestern View Post
    Do we have confirmation on the existence of basements in Eorzea or Hydaelyn, dirty or otherwise? Ah, the lore forums. I'm finally home.
    They certainly have cellars, such as the Mun-Tuy.
    Does that suffice?
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