The thing that is beautiful about the minions is that we as a fanbase never asked for it (or at least barely asked for it) which means it's something that the devs themselves wanted to do. That probably means they genuinely enjoy this content and hope that we enjoy it too. To try and stifle their creativity where they seem to enjoy it seems like a dick move when all we do is complain and corner them into doing things with their game that they didn't originally plan.

Let them do what they want with their game and let us enjoy it.

Just Saiyan.