Who is the king if the pencil case?
The ruler
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing insects spinning.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around
What did the neuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission chips
What do you get if you cross a maths teacher and a clock?
Arithma-ticks
Why can't fishermen be generous?
Because their business makes them sell fish
I was wondering why the cricket ball kept getting bigger
Then it hit me
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards
I'll deal with you later
Why did the man keep swimming backstroke?
He just ate, and didn't want to swim on a full stomach
Did you hear about the actor who broke through the floorboards?
He's alright. He was just going throug a stage.