Quote Originally Posted by Chime View Post
*grumble* One day in the far future, my goatee will connect with my sideburns, and make sweet sweet love dangit!
Hahaha! I hear if you massage them lovingly and play soft mood music to them they will grow. . .

My husband swears that grilled cheese sammiches also aid facial hair growth and if that is the case I will have to cut him off from his GCS, he looks like someone cross-bred Wookiee and Human DNA D: