The devs are doin' it, let's join in^^

[Hestern_Nestern]

Haha, indeed I do. Was a birthday present from my fiancee.

Aww, that is the sweetest thing! <3 It is a proper dwarven beard, if I do say so myself.

I want to be stalked by Hestern Nestern too! >.< ... What do i have to do to get on the list? D:

Wait...you're the first person to actually WANT me to stalk them. Wow! I'm honoured! Hey, you didn't post a photo of yourself! No fair! But really, you don't have to, because I will stalk you either way (because I'm just that considerate!). Let's see, I imagine you have dark red hair, you're really tall, like a giraffe, and your ears are strangely pointy...did I guess right?

I'll put your name down as Rex - is that okay? - next to Yoshi-P!

Please look forward to it (my stalking you, that is).

@SkyWindbinder Uh-oh, I sense a "FFXIV MATCHMAKING SERVICE" thread in the works!