Pizza orders inexplicably rose 10% on Saturday, more information pending...Apparently, this blog post will be the cause of tomorrow's headlines, which will read:
SHOCKING! Final Fantasy fans worldwide suffer from terminal belly ache induced by a subliminally suggestive posting on the company blog
In other news: Bieber still doesn't have a schlong, Gaga's continues to be pretentious and Kim K's behind is now the size of Iceland
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